One of those days...

So far this morning I have tried, unsuccessfully, to pee by myself 3 separate times. I have broken up 3.4 fights over who gets to play with the talking baby doll. I have watched in shock as my son intentionally spit on the kitchen floor. I have answered the phone 4 times and said hello to 4 different telemarketers. I have cleaned the toilet 2 times already. I have walked into the kitchen to find the freezer wide open, more than once. And my toenail polish chipped when my daughter shut her closet door on my toes. Yep, it's been a lovely morning. I can only hope that my day continues to be as wonderful as it has been during the first 4 hours.