Not Me Monday~

Visit MckMama's Blog to join in on the fun, and tell everyone what you didn't do this week! For now here are a few things that I most certainly did not do this week!!

I most certainly did not put Landon to bed 2 days in a row without remembering to brush his teeth. What kind of Mom would do that?

I definitely did not allow Landon to play with an entire box of tampons just so I could have 20 minutes to straighten my hair. He did not make a huge mess all over the bathroom floor either!

I obviously did not eat an Abba Zaba candy bar and nothing more for breakfast twice this week. Oh, and I did not tell myself it was ok because they were the fun size bars either!

I also did not give the delicious chocolate/caramel covered apple my sister bought for me to my husband and son because I definitely did not decide to go on a diet the day before she bought it!

I did not tell 2 separate people at work that I couldn't work for them this weekend. I certainly did not tell them I couldn't work for them because I don't like them. And I most certainly did not decide to work for 2 other people who I do like! That would be so bitchy wouldn't it?

I also did not watch Paris Hilton's new reality show twice this week. Who actually enjoys watches that crap?